My mom has been selling things from my past. This cross-pollination of a troll and a dinosaur could only have happened at one brief moment in history but it happened, and while I can barely remember playing with it, I can’t possibly see why you don’t NEED it in your life.

That hole still makes me sad. Is that stupid building finished yet?

I do miss the 90s sometimes, and it’s usually when I’m on the Lower East Side.

Maybe I can move into that building someday and feel some kind of disgusting triumph over this city.

billy:

hs friend just posted a video in their facebook feed: beavis and butthead making fun of the 'i alone' video

me:

ha

billy:

thats quality stuff

me:

for serious. that just inspired me to make a list of things i miss from the 90s
hm. maybe beavis and butthead is it

billy:

HDY

me:

hehe sorry
well, i can think of stuff
but they're all too obvs

billy:

i really wanted to lash back at that. shaq:twitter=me:90s?

me:

WELL i'm just saying
what do i miss about the 90s that isn't totally obvious?
i feel like that's all that deserves to be on a list
nirvana can't be on the list
everyone misses that
big whoop

me:

and it can't be something that "came back"
so fashion is out

billy:

Puck?

me:

lulz
no
maybe the real world
that's a valid thing
AIDS
i miss AIDS

billy:

way to beat it

me:

hey now
too soon
howard stern?
i mean. he's still around.
see? it's actually a hard list to make

me:

that first album hole made? well i listen to it every day
so i don't miss it {g}

billy:

HA
kennedy

me:

i don't miss her
lol "alternative comedy"
that might qualify ^ ^

billy:

newsgroups

me:

YES
now we're cooking with evil gas
(quoting the kids in the hall)
actually forget the list, i just like this conversation
"when conversations weren't bits"

billy:

ha
Remember her? When she was… this girl?
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